A Burger Worth Dying For, or My Food Is Trying to Kill Me

Usually humans kill animals to make their food, however this is food that kills you back. Anyone flipping through cable channels has most likely seen the ridiculous Heart Attack Grill. Billing themselves as "the only honest restaurant in America," they've taken the idea of the calorie laden burger to the absolute extreme. Rather than hide the fact that the average burger is incredibly bad for you, they celebrate it. Burgers named the "Quadruple Bypass" stack four huge patties sky high, and when combined with their fries (cooked in pure lard, by the way), you have a meal that has the caloric content to keep you running for a solid week.

Oh, and if you weigh over 350 lbs, you eat for free.